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Toni and Adam Bellamy are 4th generation independent liquor merchants. Their family has been providing the public with quality wines and ales almost since the dawn of time. Purveyors of the most commodified of liquor products to the specialisations of each brother. Toni, wine. Adam, Beer. Our blog is to update you on current musings, opinions and events at Platinum Liquor.

Friday, 14 October 2011

O'er The Land Of The Freeeeeeeeeee, And The Hoooooomme Of The Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave.



ATTENTION : These beers will be available from the following days onwards.
BELLEVUE HILL - 3/11/2011
NTH STRATHFILED - 4/11/2011

That's right folks.
Once again we bring you the pleasures of the north like no one else is, thinking about or even on the right track.
This shipment is soooo good, that no other beer establishment in Sydney can claim to be anywhere near where we are.







It's, us.
Then. Daylight.
Then some other people that, do try hard, and sell some Mikkeller, Brewdog & Nonge-O etc...



We don't have facetube, we don't have 'Twatter' (sorry I mean Twitter, but one could be easily mistaken :P), we don't have groovy graphic designers with beards, we don't endorse themed beer tastings for suckers, we don't go on about how good we are (well, we mostly don't).

We just are.
We only handle the best.
And....CUB and Lion Nathan. :)
Once again I cannot stress how good this shipment is, if we were putting this into the context of American Talk show hosts, a "tap takeover" would be like watching Ricki Lake or Maury Povich.

Whilst our shipment would be the bastard love child of Larry King, Oprah and Jay Leno.

For the record, as it stands. These are the following beer that will make you nurse a semi. Or possibly s%#t your pants.

Sierra Nevada Ovilla Saison
**Sierra Nevada/ Dogfish Head Life & Limb - THIS IS NOT A TYPO
Alaskan Imp. IPA
Beer Valley Black Flag Imp. Stout
Beer Valley Leafer Madness
Firestone Walker Double Jack - THIS IS NOT A TYPO
Moylan's Moylander DIPA
Moylan's Imperial Stout
Moylan's Old Blarney - THIS IS NOT A TYPO
Moylan's Hopsickle
Kern River Class V Stout - THIS IS NOT A TYPO
Jolly Pumpkin Bam Biere - THIS IS NOT A TYPO
Jolly Pumpkin La Roja - THIS IS NOT A TYPO
Jolly Pumpkin Calabaza Blaca - THIS IS NOT A TYPO
Hair Of The Dog Blue Dot IPA - THIS IS NOT A TYPO
Avery 18th Annv.
Avery The Kaiser - THIS IS NOT A TYPO
Avery Hop Hog Barley Wine - THIS IS NOT A TYPO
Avery Dugana
Avery Maharajah 2IPA - THIS IS NOT A TYPO
Ballest Point Black Marlin
Ballest Point Big Eye IPA
**Ballest Point Sculpin IPA - THIS IS NOT A TYPO
Stone Cali Belge IPA
Stone RIS Belg - THIS IS NOT A TYPO
Stone RIS
Stone 15th Anniversary Black IPA - THIS IS NOT A TYPO
Stone Arrogant Bastard Ale
Stone Ruination IPA
**Russian River Pliney The Elder - THIS IS NOT A TYPO
**Russian River Blind Pig IPA - THIS IS NOT A TYPO
**Port Brewing Older Viscosity - THIS IS NOT A TYPO
**Dogfish Head Burton Baton IPA - THIS IS NOT A TYPO

He'Brew Lenny's RIPA
**Lost Abbey Angels Share - THIS IS NOT A TYPO
Lagunitas Luck 13 - THIS IS NOT A TYPO
Lagunitas WTF- THIS IS NOT A TYPO
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid
Green Flash Double Stout
Green Flash Hop Head Red
Green Flash West Coast IPA
Green Flash Le Freak - THIS IS NOT A TYPO
The Bruery Saison Rue
The Bruery Rugbrod
The Bruery Saison De Lente
Alesmith Speedway Stout - THIS IS NOT A TYPO
Alesmith IPA - THIS IS NOT A TYPO
Alesmith Old Numbskull
Alesmith Wee Heavy
Bear Republic Hop Rod Rye
Bear Republic Big Bear Stout
Bear Republic Racer 5 IPA
Bear Republic Red Rocket Ale
Great Divide Oak Aged Yeti - THIS IS NOT A TYPO
Great Divide Yeti - THIS IS NOT A TYPO
Great Divide Chocolate Yeti Oak Aged - THIS IS NOT A TYPO
Great Divide Old Ruffian - THIS IS NOT A TYPO



**These beers are for an 'AdamSell' only, which means that they will be out the back of both stores. They are only sold by Adam himself. He has to like you, to offer it to you, to sell it to you.

Other than that, come in, with a smile, be polite and courteous, listen to Adam talk his usual amount of nonsensical bullshit, have a laugh, take the piss, listen to Chuck Berry. And as Greg Hall, ex Goose Island Brew master used to say "it's all beer, it's all good.

This beer store, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that beer store of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.


Adam.....er, Abraham Lincoln.



GAME, SET & MATCH.

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