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Toni and Adam Bellamy are 4th generation independent liquor merchants. Their family has been providing the public with quality wines and ales almost since the dawn of time. Purveyors of the most commodified of liquor products to the specialisations of each brother. Toni, wine. Adam, Beer. Our blog is to update you on current musings, opinions and events at Platinum Liquor.

Saturday, 10 July 2010

While The Cat Is Away...

Some nights are strange at Platinum Liquor.

There have been rumblings going on.

V8 rumblings.

The smell of burning rubber, exhaust fumes and gearboxes.

Meet Marven 'Fangio' The Martian.

Platinum Liquor's first and only miniature midnight, no holds bar tame racing driver.

Some say that he is Illegal in all 21 regions of France apart from Champagne, where he holds the world record for drinking a Nebuchadnezzar (15L = 20 bottles)in under 3 minutes flat.

Others say that his personal motto: "Sex : Breakfest of Champions".

was a birthmark on his bottom.

Before a big race.

Marvin Fangio would polish a packet of Lucky Strike's and then proceed to take his fill of Grand Prix promotional girls.

Blue moon's and Long Winter nights are the optimum time for Marvin to muck about.

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