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Toni and Adam Bellamy are 4th generation independent liquor merchants. Their family has been providing the public with quality wines and ales almost since the dawn of time. Purveyors of the most commodified of liquor products to the specialisations of each brother. Toni, wine. Adam, Beer. Our blog is to update you on current musings, opinions and events at Platinum Liquor.

Wednesday, 20 March 2013

Too Late Say You? F*&k It, Say I

Editors Note : In this F*&King blog, due to the arrival of that mother F*&King beer, The C BOMB. I tried to be a F*&King smart c*&t and type this entire blog with 182 blinks (geddit?).

However, being utterly rubbish and a male, I totally under estimated the situation (sort of like the blog equivalent of trying to put together IKEA furniture without instructions), thought I could walk through the F*&King thing.

I F*&King failed miserably.

And not only that, my concentration on having to blink out all the F*&K's and b*&ch's meant that my already poor standard and grammar, spelling and punctuation were at an all time mother F*&King low.

Just for the record in case no one actually understands the entire blog.
the things that arrived were.

-HopDOg RedRum Rum Barrel Aged Raspberry Wheat Beer
And some more
-Horns UP IPA.

Yeah thats right, F*&K it.

We Finally, after all this F*&King time, got in Tim's F*&King C Bomb DIPA.

Yeah I know, We got it really F*&King late.

Thanks very F*&King much for pointing that out.

Monday I drove all the way down to F*&King South Nowra, Tim was there as and usual we F*&King tore shreds off people and beers e didn't like.

F*&K me, if some of you could here the utter F*&King shit we talk.

So, not only are we carrying Tim's F*&King in ya'face DIPA, we also picked up some more mother F*&King Horns UP.

You F*&Kers knew it was coming.

Horns UP is one of our best selling IPA's, obviously because its F*&King great, and it has the right amount of F*&Ked up bitterness that a lot of so called F*&K wit IPA's F*&King claim to be and market themselves about.

The kind of pronounced bitterness that already makes a lot of peoples F*&Ked up faces that much more F*&King terrible to look at.

The other F*&King beer we have gotten on from HopDog is the mother F*&King RedRum.

They made a bight tight juicy F*&King wheat beer, put that b*&ch in a old rum barrels and told that mother F*&Ker to wait until they added some tiny little beautiful F*&King raspberries.

Then they let this F*&Ker mellow for a while. This b*&ch has a lot going on.

There is F*&King vanilla, oak, spice, fruit, touch of floral F*&King twang ready to just burst into your F*&King face with a little ageing.

Now, Me and Tim talked about this, don't be that boring mother F*&Ker who just buy one bottle of this fantastic beer.

Just buy a mother F*&King 6 pack. Take it home, drink and F*&King enjoy one, jerk off, rate it online, spoof yer'self, write your F*&King blog about beer, what ever you do. Then drink the F*&King next one in 2-3 months.

F*&King repeat till all 6 bottles have been F*&King drunk. Then F*&King decide whether or not you F*&King liked or appreciated a F*&King beer with so much more knowledge and F*&King respect rather than drinking the two F*&King bottles within days and doing your usual F*&King

"Yeah, I mean, it was ok"

F*&K that. Don't be a Pussy.

Invest in some F*&King time and mother F*&King patience, b&*ch.

If we find you only buying two or one bottles of RedRum, Imma tell Tim and he's going to F*&King hunt you down.

And thats all I have F*&King to say about that.

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